I can’t live in my own house!
1. There is some sticky black ish on the kitchen floor
2. Clearly the cat (that I’m trying to get rid of) has taken to calling our stove, her bed
3. I think there is broken egg shells in the hallway
4. Matthew made noodles last night and they’re still on the stove
5. Tanisha never puts her hair stuff away in the bathroom
6. I guess it’s my responsibility to throw away the spaghetti that I made for Tanisha and her boo, like weeks ago
7. I hate this damn cat
8. There is a slight smell of cat piss lingering in my living room/dining room/kitchen
9. I have a freezer full of food but I’m afraid to cook on our stove (see number 2)
10. I’m sure Tanisha will have something to say about this post, if she even still reads my blog [edit 10:34am 03.18.09 - I told you so..... go HERE]
*bonus*
11. Because I’ve been away from my house for 10 days and I have to come back and clean. Blah!
12. There are black bananas in my fridge… and I’m almost positive that they’re not supposed to be that way
this is hilarious. i like the pictures that go with it. those bananas are delicious looking.
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